Food In India:

Really spicy, or extremely spicy.

Therefore, I eat Domino's like a real Amurican.

I don't really think I'm missing out on much, especially after I realized that certain "non-spicy foods" have little black balls of pepper that are like exploding spice bombs in your mouth if you're unfortunate enough to bite into one.

Because I appreciate my taste buds, I play it safe.
Can you blame me?
No, I didn't think so.